squilliam III

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[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Born to splish splash, forced to commute.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

it's the 20th year anniversary of 2006

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“May life give you the same treatment you give an ‘inconvenient’ animal”

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

10-11 years out of high school, stepping into 10 years out of high school. Time goes so fast. Before you know it you’re somewhere unfamiliar still scraping wounds from 2017 off your heart

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“We should do ‘Ahlbunighas’ soon”

— David, asking me to make albondigas

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

I hope you find someone that smells your body and pits, getting in the way while you’re nonchalantly cooking cause ugh. This stupid man— I love him

[♡ @taesdawn26]

this has to be coolest deleted scene of all time
https://t.co/Gy3Iech7DI

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

Thinking of someone getting mad at MY PAPA!!! In traffic and flipping him off…..has me in tears. Count ur days, bitch. Count your days.

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“Do you even know the ramifications of your meows???” Me to my cat after he was YOWLING while I was on the phone with my l*asing of*ice. (He’s illegally harbored)

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

He reenacts the music video as I sing into a broom and talks shit to people that hurt me innnn theirrrr faceeeee (like bruv..? that’s insane) even if I wasn’t prepared to find a love like this I know it was sent to heal.

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

The funniest thing about David coming from a family of 3 boys and him witnessing the pure wrath of coming from all sisters. My older sister just stole my DISH SOAP and we’re going through a full on WAR…

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

girl your bra is on way too tight 😭😭

[💤 @yozahir]

did WW3 just start

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“SKUNK spray OR LICKrish”

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

Broooo I’m down so fucking bad. I miss my white boy so much :(

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“We grew up together, but we won’t grow old together”

[squilliam III @squidnee97]

“We grew up together, but we won’t grow old together”