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[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

@GordonRamsay My boyfriend and I are arguing. I told him I was going to make a grilled cheese sandwich with sourdough bread, Dijon mustard, some Gorgonzola, and green apples. He thinks this is an abomination. What do you think?

[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

I was genuinely only awake for like 5 hours yesterday.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I found a tiny cup filled with delicious sweet red sauce and a crow stole it from me? It is okay, though, because the crow seems to be truly enjoying it. I am happy for the crow. I am a bear.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Snakes are not scary as long as they do not engage in snake-like activities such as:

-Slithering
-Hissing
-Pretending to be a stick
-Biting and/or squeezing
-Doing that tongue flicker thing that seems wholly uncalled for
-Being a snake (aggressively)
-Being a snake (passively)

[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

I’m back on this shit I guess

[georgia 🧚🏼💌🪩 @gxfee]

no offence but why r year 9's skipping out on their emo phase just shove a ymas quote in ur bio and get on with it pls

[antonio @antoniodelotero]

the secret language adults think we've created vs the secret language we've actually created

[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

TBH I've pretty much given up so who wants to be my sugar daddy/ mommy to support me

[amanda ♡ @darkdoIl]

being pansexual but everytime someone says "so youre bi" it gets faster

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

https://t.co/F4g0p0Haq6

[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

@KatePow3ll You are a godsend.

[Kate Louise Powell @KatePow3ll]

an attempt at an anti-vegan argument. Do you ever read a tweet and feel bad knowing their brain cells have failed them so catastrophically? https://t.co/RCPy0XUiNP

[gay trash queen @squidney122137]

Anyway, back to the important stuff: somebody kill me.