Syd

Take a good sniff, **sniff** do you smell swag?

[Syd @squidneyalison]

If I had a dollar for every accidental photo of restaurant check-in QR codes I have in my camera roll I’d be rich rich

[Syd @squidneyalison]

This got me 🤣

[David Rockne Corrigan @RockneCorrigan]

While kingston lowers its flags, we might also consider lowering our statue of john macdonald. Lowering it right into the ground

[Syd @squidneyalison]

Hey @HeyBenMcLean @rockinreid @Move983 think you could help me out in spreading the word to @DollyParton 💉❤️ if I reach her I’ll get “what would Dolly do?” in her handwriting as my very first tattoo!

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@KingstonPete @hollieprattcamp 🤓🤓

[Syd @squidneyalison]

I unknowingly joined a cult when I bought a Mini Cooper, these other mini owners are like ride or dies - I get a honk or a peace sign every time I drive past one. Pretty sure if I need to bury a body I can pull up at house with a mini and they’ed be down to help.

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@KingstonPete 🤣 not if it’s any goood!!!??

[Syd @squidneyalison]

I feel so bad for ppl with the gene that makes them taste soap when they eat cilantro

[Syd @squidneyalison]

If the may flies decided to team up on me they could easily murder me and take all my belongings

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@smallmighty Feel free to follow and message my plant account on Instagram @ygkplantmother 🤗🌿

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@smallmighty To propagate the Pothos they can snip off a cutting of the Pothos and then pop it in some water and wait/watch the roots grow and then eventually pot them in soil and grow their own mini Pothos! 2/2

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@smallmighty A great go to easy care and lush looking trailing plant is the Pothos, they like bright indirect light and like to fully dry out in-between waterings. A neat project for little ones could be propagating some cuttings from a Pothos part 1/2

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@smallmighty @KingstonPete Okay! I send you a message later on with some suggestions🪴👍🏻

[Syd @squidneyalison]

I can’t even believe I bought my house when it didn’t come with this closet smh

[Syd @squidneyalison]

@KingstonPete They’ve always got a full spread 😆

[Syd @squidneyalison]

*Arrives at grandparents house*

Grandma: “what would you like we have chocolate milk, cookies, pie, chips, water..”

Me: “I’m okay I just ate!”

Grandma: “... are you sure?”

Me: “yes thank you!”

*10 minutes go by*

Grandma out of no where: “NOT EVEN A GINGER ALE?!”

[Syd @squidneyalison]

You ever binge watch a series so hard that you can tell when the actors have a cold in some episodes?...

[Syd @squidneyalison]

Yay Kingston is green again... too bad I know for a fact that our restaurants and bars are going to be filled with ppl from Toronto and therefore I don’t actually feel safe enough to go out and support local. Hey Torontonians GTFO!