Crying Bowser 2

I regret to inform you that I am back on my bullshit

Views of the U.S. Government, not my own

pfp: @brookykong64

He/Him

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

I Never Shoulda Smoke That Shit Now Im Filming The Barrel Scene From The Hobbit

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@bustahbeam I wish they’d just put his frozen body on strings like a fucked up marionette

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

Tweeting this after brute-forcing the website to channel your posts to the top of everyone’s feed is such baby shit. Unbelievable

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Elon's cousin James Musk held an emergency, "high urgency" meeting at Twitter after the Super Bowl because Elon's tweets performed worse than Joe Biden's.

Then Twitter had engineers rush to change Twitter's algorithm to ensure Elon received "previously unheard-of promotion."

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

Fuck it, we bawl 😭

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@psionic_warrior Definitely the Pure Vibes dungeon.

[pepper james @kyleistheworst]

The sexual tension between me and the six pack in my passenger seat.

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@GarthEnix Just a complete lack of quality criticism in that thread. And it’s hilarious that they put a shot from Love & Thunder in there lmao

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Someone watching characters in a tv show or movie kiss/be affectionate

[no doubt @selontheweb]

i'm defiant as hell for an insignificant worm. if an overseer caught wind of my shit i'd be smushed by the boot heel baby

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

This is how I look when I read your tweets

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@cursivepractice Ren I need you to know that at a wedding this weekend I told someone “yeah the only things I know about One Piece are that Luffy is stretchy and the sword guy has T-boy swag” and the other person said “wait what” and I pulled up a picture and said “you know. T-boy swag.”

[Marc Carig @MarcCarig]

"More fooball! Oh sh*t! F*cking bullsh*t... unf*ckingbelievable... Baseball, that's what I want to watch." - Juan Uribe

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

Extremely dumb that what could be the most exciting part of a football game just gets boiled down to them standing around for 2 minutes to burn the clock

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Guy at your Super Bowl party who is SUPER excited to scan the QR code and watch the rest of the Planters Mr Peanut roast and then leave the party to return home to a completely empty apartment.

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@mulderbatflip Unfortunately, only watching this one because my dad offered chili

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@mulderbatflip Genuinely love a 4th down conversion

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

Honestly I think it’s a great change for the NFL to make the field completely slick. Football needed more slapstick in it

[Crying Bowser 2 @Squidomatic]

@brookykong64 peanut