Elon's cousin James Musk held an emergency, "high urgency" meeting at Twitter after the Super Bowl because Elon's tweets performed worse than Joe Biden's.
Then Twitter had engineers rush to change Twitter's algorithm to ensure Elon received "previously unheard-of promotion."
@cursivepractice Ren I need you to know that at a wedding this weekend I told someone “yeah the only things I know about One Piece are that Luffy is stretchy and the sword guy has T-boy swag” and the other person said “wait what” and I pulled up a picture and said “you know. T-boy swag.”
Extremely dumb that what could be the most exciting part of a football game just gets boiled down to them standing around for 2 minutes to burn the clock
Guy at your Super Bowl party who is SUPER excited to scan the QR code and watch the rest of the Planters Mr Peanut roast and then leave the party to return home to a completely empty apartment.