Karen Keller

Can everybody just be quiet for a minute?

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

All I want for Christmas is a picture with @Brutus_Buckeye and Crew Cat 👀

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Anybody need two Nordecke tickets for tonight? #Crew96

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Super-proud to support this facility and team! https://t.co/otSsER9QW1

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Somebody needs to write the Glen Powell/Matthew McConaughey raunchy brother sports comedy. I can’t do it, because if I write it I’m gonna make them KISS

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

This bench is sick #Crew96

[Robyn Pennacchia @RobynElyse]

It's weird that we talk so much about a "loneliness epidemic" but we don't really talk to people about how to make friends or why they are not making friends.

So, a few things.

I've said this before and people get very angry about me — but something has to replace smoking.

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Best place to spend DH's birthday #Crew96

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

'merica #Crew96

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

My kids made me Darlington and Aidan buttons for my birthday 🥹 #crew96

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Lovely evening at the Ballpark @CLBClippers

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

@NWSILN near Chapman Elementary School, 43065, 6pm today, March 30, 2024

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

What are you trying to do to me this morning @harvilla I'm not equipped

[Columbus Crew 2 @ColumbusCrew2]

The moment you have all been waiting for 👀

To kick off our season and celebrate our home opener this weekend, we are giving away one Gold Crew 2 kit. All you have to do is…

1) Like
2) Repost
3) And you must be following

#Crew96 | #VamosColumbus

[rob harvilla @harvilla]

this is gonna be the grumpiest day in ohio history

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Fantastic

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

I know what I'm doing when I retire

[Minor League Promos @MiLBPromos]

Yesterday someone asked for suggestions for baseballs’ “craziest names” so he could buy some hats. Here’s a thread of those suggestions:

Tag a friend to save a life

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Tonight's dinner is in honor of Ron DeSantis. gtfo Ron

[Karen Keller @SquidsLive]

Best lunch break ever #crew96

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

🗣️ We Are MASSIVE