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I can only be me, so me I shall be. Squee.

#GhostTrickHive ζ⃠ world's biggest Gregor stan #cockboots #fuckshrimp #GregorGaming

💚 @cowmalaharris

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

Her: you gotta be a wacky critter flapping about on the seafloor if you think we're fuckin

my whimsical ass:

[jotitos➡️BFF'26 @Jotitossss]

A reação do Charlie Kirk ao ver esse tweet:

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

the past few months have shown me that people are deeply stupid and confidently loud about it

[Dude man @AgreeingBook13]

FE as a series will now always be shackled to the Three Houses route system for better or worse.

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Incredible restraint: Eliwood was wondering why there isn’t a straight pride month, but has enough sense to not vocalize that question.

“I guess it’s pretty obvious I have the rest of the year to be proud of eating dragon cooter.”

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Alear clears up what everyone has been wondering by revealing that yes, the carpet matches the drapes:

“Yeah, the bush is two-toned. And yes—left pit, red hair. Right pit, blue.”

[Eduardo, the HadesPlays @HadesPlays_]

> Nintendo direct pra terminar
> Ultimo anuncio
> Começa tocar Song of Time.mp3
> Aparece o logo de Ocarina of Time
> Aparece o link, mas na verdade é ocarina of time chibi version igual pokemon brilliant diamond

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Etzel states he’s “probably bi or nonbinary or something”, but that there’s a war going on and his wife is dead, so he’s “not really worried about that right now”.

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Report: for pride month, Marth and Caeda have taken a temporary break so he can do gay stuff, and Caeda can get caught up on all the shit she’d been meaning to watch on Hulu but couldn’t because of the war.

“She’d do gay stuff too, but she really wants to finish New Girl.”

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Rumors claim that Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave has had very little marketing is because Dietrich reportedly died in Miami earlier this year, and Intelligent Systems is scrambling to find a replacement to fill his part.

The game, as of writing, is still set for release this year.

[danny🍉 @ArtoriasWasHere]

@okbilly91 the most torturous vc ive ever been in was on new year's eve 2024, a close friend of mine began streaming the family guy video game for ps2 at midnight and someone (who pretended to be jigsaw) dared him to beat the game in one night, it lasted until 6 in the fucking morning

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@FanAkko for some reason I always forget that Liam Neeson played Qui-Gon Jinn. Like it happens to no other star wars actor for me, to me Qui-Gon Jinn is just a real guy

[Fakko @FanAkko]

I agree women should just say you're an unlovable chud who will die alone to set everyone's expectations straight

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@shitposts_mp4 this is reasonable. as andrew tate has only achieved success in the era where everyone is 12 now

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Archbishop Rhea has released a letter today condemning and criticizing the use of Reason Intelligence and Reason Generated Content.

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@jls_reborn @Q_Review those 42 hours of video are dramatically more worthwhile than increasingly mind numbing engagement bait

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Marth on the Krises:

“Who? Oh—the lunatics that keep saying they were my bestest friend ever and were integral to the war? Genuine loons, those two. We never excluded them from history, they genuinely were just writing fanfiction.”

[Emblem Crave @emblemcrave]

Neimi on her reputation:

“You know what? Colm is a fuckin’ asshole. We saw our village get burned down. Crybaby? Are you for fuckin’ real? How about ‘rational’, how about that instead? Don’t piss me off.”

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@Nonno_Umby @BleuSpheres @johnshmoggie Pikmin deserves a spot in smash, but a big difference imo is the sustained cultural longevity of Pikmin among nintendo fans. Pikmin 1 and 2 came out, got Wii rereleases, and was surprisingly stable. ARMS came out, sold well as a launch window game, then disappeared completely

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

when your friends all get off for the night and you’re left at the main menu with the random that you guys invited earlier

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@Roy_Inverse @simonodocopp @TrustYourPilot1 I imagine that was more for the sake of game design than anything

[Squid 🦑 @squidsystem_]

@Nonno_Umby @BleuSpheres @johnshmoggie People really underestimate how strong of a boost being a really early switch game gave you. People were desperate for and willing to play anything new on their Switch. Sparse lineup with no back catalog meant people had BoTW and MK, that's it. Any game following them would sell