sprite drake

someone fucking end my shit

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

@icytaint Why would you kill yourself when you can just kill the cashier

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

Doritos locos taco and famous bowl at the combo KFC Taco Bell

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi's 82-year-old husband violently beaten with hammer

https://t.co/AgPzUlBV0f

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

You ever just see a bitch you went to elementary school wit post a pic and it’s just like .. wow that cocaine use to extremely noticeable !

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

The best part of my work day is chugging a bang energy on a completely empty stomach and then just ripping long, satisfying SBD farts for the next 4 hours

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

Working service makes u realize just how many ppl are “rappers” or make “beats”

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

Tik Tok Robot Girl voice : so I put my brothers teacher in the infinite tsukuyomi today ..

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

It’s crazy to me that the NFL changed the redskins name and still hasn’t addressed the much bigger elephant in the room… the browns. Says a lot about America 🤨🤚

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

Chalking up a pool cue with sex lube and then lining up the perfect shot to goose my homies asshole

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I hate the weekends because none of the shits I take are on company time

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I’m double stuffin her chalupa wit my nacho fry

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

@icytaint We get it bro you’re getting laid

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

She mackin on my Donald til I McFlurry 👺

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All of my friends use gifs like they’re fucking 45 year old past their prime soccer moms it makes me want to shoot them in the back of the fucking head

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

@seximexitexi how’d we do

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

That relatable moment when you’re driving your car and a fucking yellow Asian faggot cuts you off and then you have to swerve into the bike lane but luckily it’s all worth it because you run over 3 female bikers smearing their smaller, inferior brains all over the pavement

[sprite drake @squidtrain]

Haven’t tweeted for a while ,, it’s time to be as racist, misogynistic, and homephobic as possible on the TL

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@seximexitexi More fortnite for us !

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If you work a service job it’s actually not racist to hate Indian people. (From India)