squidward

name:squidward. job: krusty crab sex: 🐙

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I like turtles

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@PyrocynicalVEVO your welcome for your daily meme we have seen your payment of one video and will now send 1 stale meme every day for 3 mon

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#IShouldntShareThisBut i think that deer I hit last night wasn't a deer

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WHAT what do you mean sending hundreds of government secrets is illegal #StupidQuestionsForTheJudge

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Yo @Wendys you down to help me blow up a McDonald's

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#parents_nightmares

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Yep seems right

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When you trying to get your dream job life be like

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When you start off in twitter and everyone else be like

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#TrumpBackToSchoolTips for female teachers if they give you a hard time you know just what to grab

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@FaZeCensors@sssniperwolf ok so faze censor video he said he wouldn't cut it but as soon as he got to the store he cut inside hm circle jerk

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I just talk to a girl #anditwasawesome

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#ObviouslyBadIdeas be a vegan

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#FakeEclipseFacts just use glasses it's strong enough even my brother is trying it here is his photo after

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#BadMotivationalAdvice it's ok if the girl of your dreams says no just pull out a gun and ask again it will improve your cuteness

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#ThisPoemDontRhyme roses are red I'm single and I'm not ready to Pringl...

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Omg guys my mom keeps saying I'm forgetful but I swear I'm not .......oh I almost forgot to tell you about my annoying mom

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When you get those random trends in different languages

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#TheIdeaWas great your friend said before you got your legs ripped off by 8 dogs 🐶

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Anyone notice that if you look up age is just a number only 40 year old dads come up