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[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

The Iran - USA MoU to end the war summed up:

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

What a beautiful morning in Moscow!

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The lady with the funny laugh was going to give Americans buying their first homes $25,000 each... and it would cost 100 billion over 10 years.

Trump just gave 3X that amount to Iran. 👍

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Russia thought Kyiv would fall in three days.

Moscow this morning, four years later

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

WHAT IRAN GOT:

•$300 billion
•Removed sanctions
•Control of Strait of Hormuz
•Maintains missile program
•No destruction of nuclear program

WHAT THE U.S. GOT

•Higher gas prices
•Billions spent
•No major objectives achieved
•Americans dead

We got fleeced.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The average Oklahoma voter:

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Pretends to end 8 made up wars.
Surrenders in the 1 war he actually started.

🇺🇸

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

The US Department of War has been rebranded.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Fish waking up in the Reflecting Pool today.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

He. Was. A. Mediocre. Podcaster.

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Why do these losers all talk like Sephiroth and look like Jimmy Savile

[Barack Obama @BarackObamaUSPS]

‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️: Famous YouTuber IShowSpeed jumps over Donald J Trump!! 😱😱

[Squidward Press Office 🇺🇸 🦅 @squidwardpress]

@DigitalGroundG $14 million dollars wasted for fucking nothing

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

So, they used the auto pen…