Squidward Speaks

I'm Squidward Tentacles. Hear my thoughts.

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.@emmablackery is definitely a badass ;)

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@Danna_Murs_x MAN ARE YA CRAZY?!?

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Firefox freezes :P

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And here's an even fucking weirder screenshot to go with it, lol http://t.co/A6ELDwXM

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This is the most fucking bizarre shit I've ever seen. This is what high people watch. http://t.co/MGz3Gd5c

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Vote for @Jory_Caron 10 times a day for King of the Web or I WILL force you to listen to Friday on repeat ;) #ShitMusic http://t.co/6bQedKm4

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@mysteryperson2 It's dark? Well I can't do much about that crap :P

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Any #CreepyAssShit stories you smexy peoples wanna tell me? #TheSquidArmy

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You know what else is #CreepyAssShit - #KatyPerryMovie - haven't see it but sure it is #CreepyAssShit :P

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I told Spongebob to fook off, and that squid sex was happening, and he just ignored it and kept there staring. #CreepyAssShit

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So anyways, me and Sandy were getting it on pretty rough last night when Spongebob walked in.

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Anyone else have anything interesting to say? #ComeOnLadies

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@Claytonggeun0iq what is that, some retarded spam links? fook that :P #spamneedssoap

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So how are my smexy-ass people? Haven't tweeted in a while been busy flipping off Spongebob ;)

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A Will Hosting Rap? http://t.co/diayxhEX What do you think? ^Will

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If you want to hear the world's most pathetic rap song, here ya go: http://t.co/P0odi3mt #sadshit #retardalert

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Anyone wanna watch a retard? http://t.co/nGjefFQq

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Anyone else out there working on getting fired on the job for smexyness?

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Anyhow, we cool again and shit, but whatever.

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@CarloBrown How are yous, smexyness?