just cast animate skeleton on my apprentice to show it doesnt work on the living, but the spell took hold. on the one hand, i am a far more powerful mage than i had suspected. on the other, his bones are now trying to claw out of his body. still, a win for magic users everywhere
okay so first of all "dark arts" and "necromancy" are actually really loaded terms with a lot of history behind them. i prefer to call it "biorecycling" and its actually really good for the environment
I never understood this part of yellowjackets like why are they kissing if they’re both girls I had to look up the explanation on YouTube and I still didn’t get it 😭😭😭😭
when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this
you want to become feral & feline but refuse to exhaust the body. no pounce, no dart, no sudden leap, not quick on the feet. stuck on languid stretch. all collapse, no spring. the feline is not only repose but also the coiled force of pursuit