Squid

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

goodnight.

[Lou Merloni @LouMerloni]

Morning thoughts: Steve Cohen wasn’t letting anyone else get Soto. Yanks just lost a FA to the METS. That lineup was 2 guys (3 when Stanton was healthy). They need a lot. AL is wide open. Sox can still build a Playoff team. It’s time to go!!!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

There are only two kinds of people in this world — people who think Dustin Pedroia should be in the Hall of Fame and people who I never want to speak to ever again.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Aaron Judge stats since being on Paw Patrols:

27 AB’s
.185 Avg
.259 Slg
.313 OBP
5 Hits
5 BB
13 K
0 HR
2 RBI

[MLB Draft @MLBDraft]

With their 14th-round pick (No. 407 overall), the @Royals select Wallkill (NY) right-handed pitcher Kyle DeGroat, No. 239 on the Top 250 Draft Prospects list.

LIVE: https://t.co/9Qb2UBGwKl

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

🦋 🦋

Wilyer bombs are back,
Raffy smoking that A’s pack
Dom gets too much flak
🦋 🦋

- Tyler Milliken ✍🏻

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The Yankees have lost 16 of their last 21 😳 @BRWalkoff

It's the WORST RECORD over that span for a team this season

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

FINAL/10: Boston 5, Yankees 3.

[Squid @squidwoods]

It feels like a contradiction that I like geese while they’re flying, but I don’t like them on the ground

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I’m not even being dramatic coming off the Xander and JD departure news. When I tell you that I have zero faith in the Red Sox ability to re-sign Rafael Devers, I am telling you that I have zero faith in the Red Sox ability to re-sign Rafael Devers. None.

[Squid @squidwoods]

I wish I was a house sparrow in a lil town, with a human who filled a bird feeder for me and the homies

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

What it feels like being a Red Sox fan watching how much fun Yankee fans have been having this year.

[kevin l. lee @Klee_FilmReview]

“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman.”

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve become the type of bitch who is invigorated by the scent of a hot cup of coffee while gazing out the kitchen window at the possibility of the day

[Squid @squidwoods]

@McmurphyMurph They nervous as fuck, not unenthused. They all had turned their back on him and blended back into society thinking he wouldn’t come back. They knew he’d be tight.

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane

[rahul @BroductManager]

“Omg did you see Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars and he laughed at fir-“

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

[Shyest Fly Guy @McmurphyMurph]

Figured out I went the wrong route

So I got with a sick ass clique and went all out

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

🗣🗣I’M IN THE CORNERRR WATCHING YOU KISS HER OHHHHHHHHH