betty

I foster cats for a local charity, help me make them feel at home if you can 💕

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

this is actually a million times better than whatever they were going to edit

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[Aaron @RAWACafc]

Gary Barlows son’s World Cup ball on order I see

[Dan @leathergregory]

"Come and show your Nanna your new football kit!"

[betty @squigglyjelly]

Sending this to my boss

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[betty @squigglyjelly]

Supporting my friends fundraiser for cancer research, what a lovely afternoon

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

okay thanks

[betty @squigglyjelly]

@fauxfresh I’d forgotten this!

[betty @squigglyjelly]

@zee133412158164

[betty @squigglyjelly]

Happy with my new dress n cardigan 🥰

[Ruby Dunn @ruby_dunn01]

My brother convinced me, from the ages of 4-6, that the newsline "in 2001, terror struck the world" was a reference to my birth.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

i started coming to work at 7:30am, so I could leave earlier and I found out that everyone who was leaving early and claiming they start at 7:30 was lying

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg