Kittenmittens

Cats are life.

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Why do I even have an @OtterBox case if the screen cracks at a 2 ft fall?

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Nothing like spending a bunch of time building a house in Minecraft only to be disappointed and want to move

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Just saw a Planet Fitness ad that said "stay thick where you want to" and I love that

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@menaxiong @FonMasterDallas But we learned so much... playing Pokemon and playing that ipod game we made up

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A customer's last name was Ner and I had to explain to my coworker why I busted out laughing at it. Oh, the high school days with @menaxiong and @FonMasterDallas

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@justbrennuh I agree and it's really frustrating. I'm hoping things get better soon

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I am feeling so unwell today that I sobbed in the back room this morning because I needed to go home and their was no one to cover me and I felt bad and the new girl had to work alone.

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I have a mediocre job, I shouldn't be made to feel like the bad guy for getting fucking sick. Obviously I would rather not be sick and earn money.

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Has anyone ordered from that Shein website?

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Self exams y'all, check yo titties and/or yo testies

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I want a marriage like Bob and Linda. #BobsBurgers

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I shouldn't wonder why I feel like trash when I know all I've eaten today is two cans of Pringles and some Halloween candy.

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Why does my old sculpture professor from college know my current coworker in the service department?

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I look at engagement rings an awful lot for someone who doesn't wear rings or believe in the concept of an engagmennt ring

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Me, a mildly lactose intolerant person: *eats potato chips with cream based dip*
Me to me: "If you keep eating this you won't be able to handle eating some ice cream later."
Me: "Can't hear you *crunch* eating chips."

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Great. One week of my new Isotoner mittens and they're already falling apart. I am so disappointed because they're so fuzzy. Thankfully I can mend them.

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Just your friendly grandpa here to say that I don't understand what your Halloween costume is but you look nice

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I wish I had a giant clawfoot bathtub to crawl into and soak