Jada 😏

24. Mechanical Engineer (still don’t know what that means). Part-time Frank stan account. I know I’m funny and that’s the problem. She/her.

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

My thighs filling out shorts that used to be loose >>>>

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

Mainly my fault I don’t have any friends but damn if the silence doesn’t hurt sometimes

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

No one even checks on me anymore. Glad my birthday will be on a weekday so at least I’ll be occupied

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

@mine55314512 @Squishy_Senpai @llwtydeer @BrentEff Yep, so middle of the sun’s arc currently being the definition of noon isn’t quite accurate and isn’t a valid argument against year-round DST

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

Got strawberries from Sam’s Club and they taste like straight nail polish

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

@mine55314512 @Squishy_Senpai @llwtydeer @BrentEff Not true in practice. Most places do not currently experience solar apex at exactly noon every single day. Think about time zones. The easternmost and westernmost places in any given time zones do not experience solar apex at the same time but their clocks hit noon concurrently.

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

https://t.co/GwWy2X2nNX

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

Just stuck here worrying. Nothing but anxious thoughts and concern

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

I’m absolutely shocked that SC republicans rejected a bid to gerrymander harder

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

This reply getting dozens of likes randomly 4 years later

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

@CerromeRussell On the ground wondering if they met in 5th grade 💀

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

https://t.co/ULcoiH4y4b

[ring 🥕☀️ @pavlov_exp]

"why didn't we learn how to rotate poptarts in school" bitch we did but you were doing nutella tricks

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

@_AverageJoaan I swear like how did he manage to look like he’s in utter disbelief in a split second 😭😭

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

I’d do a crime to get a Rise plushie

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

I can’t believe SpongeBob is older than me. I feel so maternal towards my boy Spunch. Love Bob down

[Jada 😏 @squiliamfancy]

I’m gonna be front seat with snacks in the courtroom when they bring that lawsuit against Google for lying about storage for Gmail