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A funny comic strip about life in a country bed & breakfast.

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I just wrote a review on W MOSS INS COAT https://t.co/3tsEgKZPqJ via @yotpo

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Kind of like sticking your tongue on a frozen lamp post. Cosmic justice. #toaster #homehandyman #DYI

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Life Skills 101.
#spitintothewind #spittingcontest #watermelon #spittingcartoon #ptooey

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I had this toon printed on a bunch of mugs a great while back,hoping to sell them online. Now I feel guilty for not bothering to sell them. Sheesh.
#guilt #chores #awomansworkisneverdone #drudgery #cleaningcartoon #guiltcartoon

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I don’t have dentures so I don’t really know what the problems might be. But I have been known to hold a cell phone in my teeth.
#dentures #fishing #fishingcartoon #fishingaccident ##bigonethatgotaway #fishstory

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We are always outdone by our children. #swearing #expletive #watchyourlanguage #fword #tension #crap

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I think that compared to stolen memories, lifted faces and pinched expressions, this one at least hassome food value. #poachedeggs #cookingeggs #eggs #breakfastcartoon #breakfast

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I never lied to my kids when they were young and I’m suffering for it now.
#childpsychology #eatyourveggies #unreasonablefears #becauseIsaidso

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I have done this to my kids on occasion. Nobody really needs a cell phone to become distracted. #baddriver #stop #distraction #garagesale #yardsale #bargainhunter

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I remember the day when I finally realized that my kids were MILES ahead of me.
#cleanhouse #disasterarea #cleaningtips #cyclone #drudgery #mother

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DIY is great … until it’s not. Choose your battles. #DIY #details #OCD #homerepair #handyman

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And don’t tell me men aren’t influenced by specific cyclical events… shouting, gnashing of teeth, swearing… The World Cup: phenomenal!
#PMS #meteorological #cycles #irritable

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And yes, I used to think I understood my teenagers. Then I grew up.
#translation #gurgle #babble #stomachnoise #stomach #cartoon #familycartoon #comics

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Political correctness occasionally has its place.
#yardwork #boredom #footinmouth #fauxpas #buildingcharacter

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Ever get the feeling that you have miscalculated your audience? Like maybe you are at the symposium and they are at the racetrack? #airmiles #humanpotential #meaningoflife #evolution

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Sometimes we just need lies.
#nostalgia #rosecoloredglasses #flattery #goodolddays

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Sometimes it’s just better to walk. #baddriver #helmetsafety #safedriving #crashtestdummy #sloppydriving

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I have owned a lot of toasters in my life and not one has ever done the job with any semblance of decorum. I suspect it’s because, in all their past incarnations they were lawnmowers. #badtoaster #toasterfix #sparkplug #paralleluniverse #fixit #homehandyman #DIY

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It used to be my kids who did this. Now it’s my husband. #snacking #breakfastforsupper #beforedinnersnack #lifeanddeath

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Sometimes it sucks being white. That’s why we all spend the summer trying to be brown.
#beachedwhale #whitesucks #whiteisbeautiful #hairywhitelegs #springsurprise