@[email protected]

Sucker MC

On mastodon: @[email protected]

[@[email protected] @squinky]

All right, I downloaded my archive. I think I'm done here. Come find me on Mastodon, @[email protected] https://t.co/tUZ8q8h1JC

Maybe I'll come back at some point. Who knows. This place is a shitshow right now though and I can't

[My Erdos-Epstein Number Is 17 @ViolenceWorks]

Sonic the Hedgehog taught me to fight the guy who hoarded emeralds, made robots, and had a spaceship.

[@[email protected] @squinky]

Don't mind me, I'm just logging in to see if my account archive is available for download yet

[Games Done Quick @GamesDoneQuick]

Bankrupting Twitter is not an eligible run submission for the second submission period.

[Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0]

It's a Thursday, and a variety of Twitter accounts with GAN-generated faces have paid $8 for a blue checkmark. #BlueCheckShenaniGANS

(GAN = "generative adversarial network", the AI technology used by tools like https://t.co/AxF5724n8M)

cc: @ZellaQuixote

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Maybe the real treasure was the tweets dril made along the way…

[@[email protected] @squinky]

@SpacePootler @totdb Yeah I would far enough to say it more or less exists and we're all on it

[@[email protected] @squinky]

And now I've renamed that one to [email protected] - https://t.co/URU8tfRGy4

[@[email protected] @squinky]

I have another Mastodon account: [email protected] https://t.co/LUeNFkzDuL

[@[email protected] @squinky]

god why do I keep clicking on this place

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

a second beer has hit Ted Cruz

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: don't take advice on who to vote for from billionaires

[@[email protected] @squinky]

Don't 👏 sign 👏 up 👏 for 👏 crowded 👏 mastodon 👏 servers 👏 you 👏 fucking 👏 dingbats👏

[@[email protected] @squinky]

Surprised this tweet hasn't been deleted yet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[@[email protected] @squinky]

The Onion filed an amicus brief with SCOTUS about whether parodies should be required to clearly identify themselves

Obviously Twitter can do any dumb thing they want, so it's different from cops jailing people, but the doc explains the problem very well

https://t.co/eLF5wp7Rie

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

IM WALKIN 🚶🏾ON SUNSHINE ☀️
WOAAAAAAHHHHHH
ITS TIME TO FEEL GOOD ☺️☺️☺️
🗣️HEY!
https://t.co/dGCgLvkI0T

[alex kasprak @alexkasprak]

@elonmusk thank you, billionaire who purchased a social media company to own the libs, for your advice on the excesses of individual power

[@[email protected] @squinky]

@TheMoistNoodle I've largely dodged this sinking ship for Mastodon already. I'm only here because nobody can look away from a car crash