syd

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Raise your hook if you hate Peter Pan

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Just had to give myself a 5 tweet maximum before going to bed because my timeline is finally getting good again and then I came across the woman who ate 48 oysters and stayed for 20 more minutes

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Calling in benoit blanc for this

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Letting my mom navigate technology like I’m a national geographic photographer who cannot interfere with wildlife

[Booster Juice @boosterjuice]

@redlettermedia @tacobell What about a BJ? 👀

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Heads down thumbs up that’s the way I like to fuck

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Small Dog With Good Understanding

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Had a nightmare my mom said I sucked at wordle

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@gracedontcare Wow that butt deserves an award or a superlative or something of that measure

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Only one gets eternal happiness

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@gracedontcare Donnatella VERSACE 💜

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@gracedontcare Do you live in pawnee indiana

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Bit the bullet and treated myself to the supreme car wash <3

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PSA: there is a ring around the moon right now that makes it look like a giant boobie

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

96. she was a kid

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The Hulk is Green from a potent, accidental dose of Gamma Rays. Actually, Bruce Banner would have died within days from organ failure.

[syd @squinner]

“My friend in grade 4 had a blackberry”
“Why?”
“She was a child of divorce”

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It’s all been down hill since it closed