Austin

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[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@averyonabasee Let’s go stones

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

Ever think about how hard a duff heavy and krabby patty would slap

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@SpartyInTheUSA @JoeBiden Hey Mike CPA here. I think you need to increase you mileage 200% and start doing intervals as hard as possible every other day. That should do the trick.

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

My monthly student loan payment is higher than Trump’s 2017 US taxes paid

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@business @SpartyInTheUSA what are you going to do about this

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

A little louder, please.

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@averyonabase @Manigarm @sueycat Fucking lol

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@SpartyInTheUSA @FBI

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@averyonabase This is one of my favorite tweets ever lmfao

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

If you catch me buying another shot of malört at the bar you have my permission to punch me in the face

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

#tweetapictureyoucantexplain

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@kobuncle1042 Way of the road

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

“Im a CPA by trade, I make solid personal finance decisions” I say to myself as I pay rent on a bed I’ve slept in 12 of the last 42 nights

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

2229 hudson boys

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@a_mooreman 10Z baby

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

A guy at Munich Oktoberfest bought our table 12 beers and then ate his credit card.

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

Cincy Oktoberfest is fun and all, but I’ve been called up to the Munich big leagues #wayoftheroad

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@averyonabase A dumbass

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

Last week a coworker bet that I wouldn’t drink 5 pre-flight glasses of wine at the airline lounge. Had 4 at the lounge and ordered #5 on the plane. Fell asleep (passed out) mid glass and spilled it all over me and the middle seat guy next to me. Im #thatguy

[Austin @Squinterwinter]

@SpartyInTheUSA Plus or minus a few minutes