Limon

Hope my future employer laughs before firing me.

[charlie @charliedahm3n]

HUH??? bro what
what the actual FUCKKKKK

[Devin🦎 @devinveglia21]

Just a friendly reminder guys. When everything opens back up #27 at Boomer’s is the fastest car!

[Limon @squintslimon]

Me waking up this morning.

[Limon @squintslimon]

Anonymous submission #6 (Today’s leader)

[Limon @squintslimon]

After careful consideration me and the boys have successfully made a chart for the ladies. Please send results in the thread for research.

[Limon @squintslimon]

Anonymous submission #5

[Racks @RacksBundles]

Nigga said can you date women

[Limon @squintslimon]

Having a Zoom call function hit me up for the details. BYOB & BYOW

[Most Known Unknown @therealmikeyWWE]

imma nominate 10 mfs to suck my dick

[Limon @squintslimon]

The NBA season is cancelled, schools have been closed, but they expect me to work 10 hour shifts at Costco. Fuck me right?

[Devin🦎 @devinveglia21]

“Bro ur actually funny today!” - my GF

[Devin🦎 @devinveglia21]

2020 all my friends winning ☝️

[Limon @squintslimon]

BREAKING NEWS.
The 2020 Valentines Day Draft has reached a new phase. Ladies will no longer receive signing bonuses of a free meal, but will have to go half on a meal or hold out until next seasons draft.

[Limon @squintslimon]

As the 2020 Valentine’s Day Draft comes closer to the end, my sources tell me there’s a lot of undrafted females. Hopefully they find an organization in the later rounds, good luck ladies.

[Limon @squintslimon]

How does one man find these women?