Don the Whale

Work in a medical laboratory. Major sports fan 🏈🏀⚾️. Enjoy stocks and finance 📈📈 . Can toss an anchor 200 yards ⚓️

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

“Bro did you see the 5y hit 5% today? It’s so over”

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

jameis and mariota starting qbs in the same division in 2026 😭✌️

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Three-time Pro-Bowl tight end Zach Ertz, who played in Philadelphia from 2013-‘21 and helped the team win its first Super Bowl, is returning to the city and signing with the Eagles practice squad, per sources. The Eagles lost TE Dallas Goedert to a sprained MCL and now are turning to Ertz, who spent the past two seasons in Washington.

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

The Colts’ defense now holds the NFL record for most yards allowed in the first two games of a season with a jaw-dropping 1,029.

The 1976 Seahawks previously held the record allowing 884 total yards.

[Don the Whale @SQUINTZ6]

@RomeovilleKid Just brutal for him

[Don the Whale @SQUINTZ6]

@devontasmith WR1

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin has voiced his unhappiness at LSU and is considering a move to to Ole Miss, where he'd have a real chance to win a national championship, per sources

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

WATCH: Mitch McConnell leaves his home in DC on his way to the Senate for the first time in three months.

[David Shapiro @DavidShapiro98]

@TheInsiderPaper

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Damn this. You've got to be kidding me. Patrick MaHomes gets picked over DeShaun Watson? Really. Why bother working out for these teams!!!

[Scorigami @ScorigamiGuy]

CHI 59 - CAR 37

🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨

That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

me telling the interviewer I’m passionate about the company’s mission

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

March: "I can't wait for football season"
April: "I can't wait for football season"
May: "I can't wait for football season"
June: "I can't wait for football season"
July: "I can't wait for football season"
August: "I can't wait for football season"

Me after my team gives up that first 3rd & long:

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

the weather’s dominating LSU so bad lane kiffins about to leave for The Weather Channel.

[SleeperColts @SleeperColts]

Spencer Shrader wins the Colts kicking job.

Indy is releasing Blake Grupe after a close battle throughout camp, per @MikeGarafolo.

Agree or disagree with the decision?

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

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AD is B-A-C-K: #Rams star Aaron Donald is coming of retirement to play for his old team with a 1-year, $20M deal with playoff incentives up to $30M, per me and @AdamSchefter.

After two seasons away, Donald will play alongside Myles Garrett in a star-studded D-line.

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Jesus Christ dude, Myles is floating up to the top of that box.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/hK41OcFil5