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stay hard

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Just tried to buy a ticket for the @NCL_RedBulls game tonight. Somehow the IT team have made this more difficult than launching a nuclear submarine. Please think about this and sort it out - I just want to watch the rugby.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Currently only 66.6̅% of my windscreen wipers work. Thought for the day.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Who is this Noah bloke and what is he doing on the Pyramid Stage?? #glastonbury25

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

@Cobratate Good morning to you too top g

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

How do I write a poem about a pint ?

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Sat with a pint and another pint. Seems good. Might go out tonight.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

@roryrwatson Chin is up whilst I finish yet another k

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

But why? Why? England I am amazed we got to the semi final, I really am. But losing the game like that was a hard watch. Heads up fellas. Not a bad job at the end of the day. Oh I love it and I hate it at the same time. 🫡🫡

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

@McDonaldsUK that Philly cheese stack was extremely disappointing. Shame. Too much cheese and the beef was clearly substituted in from a Big Mac. Disappointing.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

If you had asked me 3 years ago whether Newcastle would face psg in the champions league I would have laughed right back. And yet here we are… best of luck @NUFC.

Love this game

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Come on @ChelseaFC. Optimistic about this with my #guinness.

Love this game.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

What a finish Matip. Love this game.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

@fresneda222 And there we have it.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Chelsea - depressing. What the fuck is this. Why do people go to nightclubs and not dance?

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

@fresneda222 Why do arsenal buy Jorginho if he’s gonna lose you the game? Love this game.

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

‘Dolce far niente’…

And for those of you who don’t speak fluent Italian - ‘the sweetness of doing nothing’.

Sitting in a medieval Italian village slowly sipping a moretti. Feels like heaven, we’ll have to see…

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

After a dismal 35 minutes #ChelseaFC are beginning to look like a football team rather than a group of half dead lethargic imbeciles. Keep up the momentum for the second half 👏

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Australian national anthem has to be one of the worst ‘anthems’ I have ever heard. Pathetic waste of everyone’s time.

#Ashes2023

[monkeyjunk007 @squirellman69]

Alcaraz takes on Djokovic. Young vs old. Boy vs man.

Love this game.

#wimbledon2023

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