squirrellysam

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

I dont have much going for me in my life, but at least I can roll a fat blunt.

[speben @sj_MRF]

John 17:38
"And he said, hey whatsup hello"

[bear @iamblackbear]

im hella emotional

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

When the actual fuck did I turn into this type of woman? Whoever said "you cant turn a hoe into a housewife" lied.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

Just remembering that one time my "homeboy" got mad cause I didnt want to fuck him and hit me with this shit. Using someone's eating disorder as an insult is pretty cool.

[Phill @hybridxearth]

Elon telling X Æ A-12 he’s grounded

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

🖤🥺🖤🥺🖤

[bear @iamblackbear]

3 years ago today

digital druglord

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@bertkreischer Theres a really crazy movie called the platform on Netflix. Shit gets wild!!

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

The hardest part of my day was waiting for my boyfriend to get off work so we can watch @chrisdelia's new special. I've waited long enough to see this! Fucking hilarious!

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@mizmattie Shes precious baby!

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@mizmattie I hate this. I hate that I read it 3 times to realize it wasnt normal even more.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

I told my boyfriend that I have anxiety hes gonna leave me when I'm not convenient for him. This dude looks me in my face and starts laughing saying "honey, you've never been convenient" what the fuck dude.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

My boyfriend and I were drinking tea last night and I was just looking at him all loveydovey like and homeboy really looks at me and said "you're kind of obsessed with me." Like no shit, you better be obsessed with me too bitch.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@mizmattie I love my boy 🖤

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@mizmattie Her and goon can date

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

You know the anxiety is kicking my ass when 1) I turn down going to taco John's and 2) blackbear comes on and i dont smile right away and sing every word. Send help and xanax.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@mizmattie Love you baby

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

One time I got my dog real baked.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

It's been four weeks since my last alcoholic drink. Huh.

[squirrellysam @squirellysam]

@shelbyrose24 Definitely is haha