I had a dream where people were talking about modifying pants in a fashion such that you could select length, pockets, and features and I wanted to tweet that it should be called Jeanetic Engineering but I couldn't find my phone because I was asleep
So I'm on this train ride and the cafe car vendor is really more like a bartender as he is serving the essential function of narrating the feels of the train, peddling his wares to satisfy the rumblies in our tumblies
Him: yeah, that too, but they're gonna get neither because I'm gonna bar that door over there and hide here and get TANKED
Me: ... have a good nap
Him: thanks!