Richstein Darwol

A short girl with a tall imagination, a tiny attention span, and a twisted sense of humor.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

First we hoped for the best with the missing submersible and now that we have an outcome, I find out there's a rescue dog that's missing in the jungle? I just can't. #Wilson

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Been thinking about the similarities between the Uvalde shooting and the '84 McDonald's massacre. Killer wasn't stopped for 77 minutes and killed 21. Community asking what took so long.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Listening to Jim Croce's "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" this morning after listening to #johnnyDepp testimony just hits different. Lyric you don't mess around with slim is suddenly ominous.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

I've spent half an hour trying to figure out how to spell a girl's name so that it's pronounced onion but is spelled differently.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

@calparks @ one of my favorite pictures from my favorite volunteer experience! #lapurisimamission

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

#HBDLouDiamondPhillips I'm here for the twitter party 😀🎂 #lifetimecrush @LouDPhillips

[Merchant's House @MerchantsHouse]

Winner! New Yorkers' "Favorite Landmark"!! https://t.co/A4yTzLzHrk

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

I'm on College Board so often that Google sent me a reminder about SAT registration deadlines. NGL I panicked for a second. #collegeadmissions

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

@TheTrueGeen Played wordle today for the first time. And I cheated. And I STILL didn't get the word.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

My 85 year old mother has been beside herself with worry since hearing that @llcoolj tested positive for Covid a week ago. Sending constant prayers. #ncisla

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

I don't care what anybody says. Betty White probably lived hard during her life to cover the 3 weeks left for her 100 years. She made it. #RIPBetty

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Found one of my favorite @LouDPhillips movies in my childhood boxes stashed in the garage. 80s commercials probably included. 😄

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Umm, @Wikipedia is saying @DrewBarrymore is dead???

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Maybe I'm drinking @thebruery's #cherryblawesome. And yeah, maybe I'm watching the Wizard of Oz/ @pinkfloyd's #darksideofthemoon. Let me just say- it's all beautiful. All of it.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

11:30pm my neighbors are having a party. Are they listening to... opera? In Spanish?

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Finally thought to look up the lyrics of #LaCucaracha. Definitely not what I expected. Even though you're missing a foot, you can still dance in someone else's kitchen. And when you're missing 2 feet, your squad can join you for a party that nothing/ no one can stop.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Went inside to pick up meds at the pharmacy: Pharmacist was giving a Covid test to someone in the drivethru. Their nose starts bleeding- panic on both sides of the window. Meanwhile guy in front of me is waiting for his 2nd dose. Dang, what pharmacies go through these days.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

Just overheard my 6yo neighbor in their backyard ask "what the hell is this?" Idk, kid. It all sucks.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

What is burnt yet raw? My first attempt airfrying french toast.

[Richstein Darwol @squirreltattoo]

I received a #jurydutysummons and am on call this week. Was anxious about it so I set outfits out, packed a bag w a book and planned out healthy snacks and lunches. Gonna be angry now if I don't have to go.