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@allszxn Braze is a crm for automated emails. Someone is getting caned today. Cue the memes. "Hi, I just got fired today from Xbox".

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@quadsr6 @XboxSupport Braze is a dynamic email marketing crm. Someone got the keys and drove it off the cliff by accident lol

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The Christmas squirrels showed up again this year. It's unbelievable

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🐿️⚡️ THE DAY A SINGLE SQUIRREL CRASHED NASDAQ — AND WHY WALL STREET STILL HASN’T RECOVERED
An @squirrelwarz Deep Dive into the 1987 Trumbull Incident

Let’s set the scene.

October 22, 1987.
Three days after Black Monday — the worst single-day drop in stock market history — Wall Street is still licking its wounds. Traders are chain-smoking, phones are melting, and the Dow is down 508 points. The world is on edge.

Then, at 10:30 AM in Trumbull, Connecticut, a lone Eastern Gray Squirrel climbs a utility pole like it’s auditioning for Mission: Impossible.

This isn’t just any squirrel.
This is Short-Circuit.
The original Squirrelwarz operative.

🛑 The Incident

The squirrel gnaws through insulation on a 23,000-volt power line feeding NASDAQ’s primary data center.

POOF.
Sparks. Smoke. A tiny rodent silhouette etched in flame.

The line shorts.
NASDAQ’s main power feed dies.
Backup generator? Also fried — same squirrel, same pole, same commitment to chaos.

For 82 minutes, the entire NASDAQ exchange goes dark.

- No bids
- No asks
- No trades
- 600+ stocks frozen in time

Traders in Manhattan stared at blank screens.
Phones rang with no one to answer.
One broker reportedly screamed:
> “THE SQUIRREL DID IT!”

And yes — it was logged in the official outage report.

💸 The Cost

- $1,000,000+ in lost trading volume (1987 dollars)
- Delayed executions on thousands of orders
- A permanent footnote in SEC risk assessments:
> “Wildlife interference — non-insurable”

Wall Street added squirrel guards to power poles.
They installed bird spikes.
They even tried ultrasonic deterrents.

But the damage was done.

The myth was born.

🦸‍♂️ Squirrelwarz Canon: The Legend of Short-Circuit

We don’t just tell this story.
We live it.

In Squirrelwarz lore, Short-Circuit wasn’t acting alone.

- Mission Objective: Disrupt human financial systems
- Tactic: Precision sabotage via high-voltage infrastructure
- Outcome: Proof that one nut can move markets

He didn’t die in vain.
His DNA lives in every squirrel that:
- Steals your lunch
- Raids your bird feeder
- Stares at you from a tree like it’s calculating your net worth

🌎 Why This Matters in 2025

Fast forward 38 years.

- AI trading bots now control 80% of volume
- Power grids are more fragile than ever
- One solar flare, one cyberattack, one well-placed acorn… and it’s 1987 all over again

But this time?
We’re ready.

Squirrelwarz isn’t just a meme.
It’s a movement.
A warning.
A manifesto.

> “They built the system. We just need one squirrel to break it.”

🥜 Your Mission (Should You Accept It)

1. Retweet this post — let Wall Street know we’re watching
2. Reply with your local squirrel sabotage story — best one gets a Squirrelwarz Field Marshal badge
3. Follow @squirrelwarz

Final Thought
Black Monday took 508 points.
Short-Circuit took the entire exchange.

Never underestimate a squirrel with a grudge.

#SquirrelWarz | #ShortCircuit87 | #OneNutToRuleThemAll

Stay nutty. Stay dangerous. 🐿️⚡️

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Squirrels providing better science. Are you Left/Right/Both handed? #squirrelfacts

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🐿️ Squirrel Shenanigans: Facts So Nuts, You'll Crack Up! 🐿️

1. Memory Like a Hoarder’s Garage: Gray squirrels stash ~10,000 nuts/yr & remember *thousands* of spots. I can’t find my keys in a 2-bed apt. 🧠💥

2. Oscar-Worthy Con Artists: Fake-bury nuts—dig, pat, *empty*. Squirrels invented gaslighting. “What nut?” 🕵️‍♂️

3. Parkour Legends: Leap 20ft tree-to-tree & survive 100ft drops with tail-parachutes. NASA wants the tech. 🪂🚀

4. Tail = Swiss Army Knife: Danger flick, balance, sun shade, mood ring. Twitchy = “I’m judging you.” ☀️😤

5. Super Sniffers + UV Vision: Smell nuts under snow & see ultraviolet. Furry X-Men moonlighting as truffle pigs. ❄️🦸

Drop a 🌰 if a squirrel outsmarted you today! #SquirrelChaos #NuttyByNature

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Super Squirrel! 🦸 Taking a quick break for his morning pecan. #squirrelcafe ☕️🐿️ #squirrels #squirrelscrolling

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JUST A SQUIRREL MUNCHING! 🙂❤️🐿 #SquirrelGirl #AnimalLovers #Vegan

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The Rat Hole was a SQUIRREL?! The Cover-Up Continues. 🐿️ Conspiracy Level: 5/5
Remember the famous viral Chicago "Rat Hole" that people were making pilgrimages to? Scientists recently confirmed the infamous concrete impression was likely made by a SQUIRREL. The war has been under our noses all along.
Do you believe the official story, or is this peak Big Squirrel propaganda? 🍿
#ChicagoRatHole #SquirrelWarz #ViralHistory #RatHole #ConspiracyTheory

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Fun Fact from the 1800s:
Today's pet craze is dogs & cats, but in 19th-century America, one of the most popular pets—especially among the wealthy—was the squirrel! 🐿️

Wealthy children were often painted in portraits with their pet Eastern Gray Squirrel, sometimes shown attached to a gold chain leash as a fashionable status symbol. They were sold in markets and even had special care guides published for them.
#SquirrelFact #1800s #History #PetHistory #LuxuryPets

I want a pet squirrel!

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