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Why are y’all still on here

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

No it’s not

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

July 2022 ➡️ July 2023

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

July 2020 ➡️ July 2021

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

This is fun

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

➡️ July 2024

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

July 2022 ➡️ July 2023

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

Damn yall ever have a psychotic break and instead of going to the hospital you barricade yourself in your apartment? That shit goes crazy

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

After trying something softer, Sonoran Deprivation was the soundtrack that fueled my kidney stones to expel themselves.

Thank you @Gatecreeper I will not be listening to that album again but appreciate the value it’s brought to my life. Can’t wait to see yall in Chicago again

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

I never followed up… is Whirr un-cancelled? @thefuneralprty

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

My favorite thing to do is scrounge together enough for a $45 ticket, go to check out, see the total is $70 after fees, and be reminded I’m not built to enjoy the fine pleasures of life* :)

*Seeing Eyehategod

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

I never followed up… is Whirr un-cancelled? @thefuneralprty

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

So how did we all feel about Apple TV’s Presumed Innocent?

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

Chivalry isn’t dead bc men are scrubs. Chivalry is dead bc women killed it when they realized they didn’t need men.

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

I’m not throwing ass unless I hear a cowbell

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

The idea of filing for bankruptcy before I’m even 30 is so sexy

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

When Billie said she could eat that girl for lunch I felt that

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

Both my 23rd year of life and the year 2023 were horrible.

Can someone please explain that

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

When will Apple let you unsend your existence to someone. Fuck

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

NTS: almonds are not machine washable

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

NTS: Louise does not like the leopard seal’s mating call

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

NTS SERIES:

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Wish I was a lemur jumping to and from razor sharp rock formations in the Tsingy de Bemaraha national park

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

“I’ll never forget”……… bc I trauma blocked the memory and it just resurfaced 5 minutes ago and I’ll never be the same

[bri @squirrelxgirl]

I’ll never forget when I collapsed from a panic attack and was struggling to get ANY oxygen to my brain, mouth wide open, gasping, etc. And weez shoved her snout in my mouth (obviously trying to investigate/help), entirely obstructing my airways and causing me to almost suffocate