Squirrely Dan

Repost merchant, water fountain inspector, Foot Locker since ‘17, referee since ‘16

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

This is the type of thing that will feed families. Happy Halloween.

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

Great day on the course with pops. No comment on how I played, but sure had a good time. Forgot how fun it is when you don’t take it too seriously. Steak and then some late night puck. Thankful for it all #grateful

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

6pm learning about getting a dream job interview in Beantown next week. One and done. Win and in. Are you kidding me? #stadiumpulse #iusedtoprayfortimeslikethis

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

I’ve had enough of Subaru drivers today. And why are they always the recruiting manager for a job I apply to. And why do they always have a 4 year college degree in women’s studies

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

Sometimes I’m scared by just how much I consult chatGPT and ask it about my life #brainrot

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

Can’t wait to leave this town but know I’m going to wish I appreciated it more while I was in it. #thoughtson

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

@CraigAllgoFC Well well well

[Tanner “Diesel” Callahan @tanner8callahan]

have someone walk by every time he pulls out his phone during the internship

[Nate Lidge @NaturalLidge]

I’ve come to the realization that my real wife will probably be somewhere around a drunk 7

[BayHarbourFreshmanKiller @DexterLank]

Need a girlfriend only on rainy days and when the boys aren’t free, also has to be ok with me drunk driving #lank if interested

[Dave “The Hazard” Pounder @hazardpounder]

Digital cameras are mildly homosexual but they make you look fantastic every time without fail and the hoes love em so it’s permissible

[Civ @MisterCiv]

don’t MICRO TRANSACTION my DYNASTY #CFBPlayDontPay

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

USA soccer playing like the moment is too big for them. Like when you pull your wrench out at a trough and you freeze up because you feel like your horn doesn’t belong. This is a micro penis like effort from our team. Sad to witness. #WorldCup

-People’s

[Underdog @Underdog]

The United States of America is 718-0 on Monday Night Football

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

@WillClappCheekz Looks great, William! 40 more years should be a breeze if you keep adding/trying a new vegetable every day!

[alexlindsay @alexlindsay]

If you want to understand American optimism…

We celebrate the date that we declared independence, not the date that we achieved it.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Some days I wish I had a girlfriend and some days I want to just get hammered with fellas. Other days I want to enlist in the Air Force. Depends what I had for lunch

[Shaan @Shanu_alt]

Hinge match randomly asked about my dating history in the middle of our conversation

[Squirrely Dan @squirrelydan1]

Intern summer started this AM and this only means one thing: Dan is back.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

You don’t see stuff like this during other World Cups. There’s a whole generation discovering America for the first time right now without the news and the BS and they freaking LOVE it.