Windy Squirrels

MUSTARD SEED!!!

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Why do we kill other things to cover ourselves (clothes) why not just walk around naked then everything can live

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Remember, success is 60% inspiration, and 90% mustard seed.

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This tweet your reading is a sign to do that thing you've been putting off

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I'm so stupid I burned down insurance company for the insurance money

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Check out this accounts counter part @ComedicDogma

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Yeah my mom was safety smart. She made me wear a parachute everywhere

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I am endorsing vermin supreme as president for 2016. Yes he is running this year

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Hey mom why do all the other kids keep calling space camp, fat camp?

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If I had a dime for every time I was wrong I'd be broke

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Glee is the answer when questions are wrong

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"Cause I could not wait for death, he kindly waited for me"

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Pamper your pooch with my toilet hooch

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At least black people are the second worst at being president

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I want to live in Middle earth because there is so many midgets

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I was crazy. I thought I was a dog... But I'm better now. Not a better dog... God I'm an awful dog

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I like to wear all orange and hunt on the highway. That way cops think your just picking up litter

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Severed muskrat penis. Just think about it ...

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I'm raising money for I need money to build a smartphone. Click to Donate: http://t.co/D8B40fanil via @gofundme

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We're going to start a band and call it "dwarf cooter"

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All the juniors are taking the ACT. And I just Picture Gandalf standing in front of them "saying you shall not pass"