Squirrel

punk rocker. professional degenerate. offensive. vinyl collector. pin-up admirer. weird as fuck. cynic. tattooed from head to toe. Doubtlets.

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

@BenWeasel is like @therealdonald_ of punk rock, always trying to stay relevant.

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

in the process of proving some motherfuckers wrong. can’t wait to actually get paid to help other addicts.

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

And somehow I'm sadder than I was 15 minutes ago

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

@dizzyuptheghoul wait what?!!! What's it called?

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Dolphins who are being held captive have been known to commit suicide.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hey kids! It's Xmas eve. Anyway, Santa's not real and soon your parents will be dead.
Enjoy Arbys

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

I don't think I've tweeted in a year. Fuck 2016 it consisted of rehab, jail, rehab, jail, rehab, jail.

[Squirrel @squirrelyfury]

@JennaEngland hey there gorgeous!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Despite being an internationally renowned children's author, Dr. Seuss never had children of his own because he was terrified of them.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

According to one study, people who are in a bad mood spend more time searching social media for others who are doing worse than they are.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Hitler was scared of the dentist, loved to eat sweets, had feminine handwriting and was suspected of being gay. He also loved cheerleading.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

So they kicked you out of @McDonalds?
Well, who cares? Time to head down to Arbys where everyone is as fucking disgusting as you
Eat Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Statistically, no one loves you. No one has even ever heard of you.
Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Mice were exposed to heavy metal music during a study to see how it affects them… they killed each other instead of completing the maze.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Hey @SUBWAY go fuck yourself.
sincerely,
Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Your mother is so fucking ashamed of you. But Arbys couldn't give less of a shit. Enjoy Arbys.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Now that you're done with your Saturday morning abortion why not head on down to Arbys & put more questionable meat in you?

Enjoy Arbys

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It rubs the Arbys on its skin or else it gets the hose again

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

About 7,000 people are killed every year because of doctors' sloppy handwriting.