Sarah Hirsch

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@Kellilaflare ugh why can't I RT

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@bigmike005 was it your tour from @bmeyer715 that convinced you?!?

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@cammmmmmmm_ go dawgs forever go cam forever

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@TheColinJost Also, if you're interested in using those texts for the show we think tickets and a tour of 30 Rock would suffice @spellmegan

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@TheColinJost thanks for the favorite! You just made us unable to accomplish anything today @spellmegan

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@TheColinJost hire this girl @spellmegan

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@mulaney if you're ever looking for a new writing partner this is your girl @spellmegan

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

RT if I should've played Christian Grey

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@taylorswift13 how about a big ole 22nd bday shout out for my girl @tbcohen2 ?!?! We're already listening to ur song so it makes sense

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@sarahzim22 #youright

[E! Entertainment @eentertainment]

You Have to Watch Harry Styles and Kristen Wiig's Impromptu Dance Party After Saturday Night Live http://t.co/deDikgbQ5A

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@Harry_Styles thanks Harry! You're so thoughtful like that

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Polishing my dreidel and searching for oil. Chanukah sameach everybody. H

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Kinda bummed I wasn't invited to Taylor Swift's birthday party.

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@tbcohen2 thought "smh" meant "scratching my head" #smh

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

@billyeichner my 50 year old father is excelling at "Jennifer Who?!" and we plan on continuing the game at thanksgiving dinner @HirschLena

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

If I tweeted the things @sssshor tweets I would get 0 favorites but she tweets dumb shit and is guaranteed at least 5 per tweet #justice

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

“Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald Had No Kiss at Wedding Ceremony But Another Couple Kissed Instead! http://t.co/JWOrcNFua6” @tbcohen2 @sarahgeti

[Sarah Hirsch @squirsh64]

ITS HAPPENING @SDTgreekgrind