𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇

❝ 𝘐’𝘋 𝘓𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 $8—𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘋𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘙 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘛𝘓𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘞𝘐𝘕𝘌, 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌. ❞

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

˗ˏˋू 𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙊𝘽 “𝙅𝘼𝙆𝙀 ” 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙏𝘼 ु ˎˊ˗

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

❝ yes, and i would say teenily weenily. we all know words. ❞

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

sprawls over @LIVINGBARBECUE .

woe is jake .

( he's too warm . )

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

did you just flame on .ᐣ
because you are HOT .

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

.. right . not a fan of fart jokes .
got it .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

…

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

If you ate my grandma, I would look a lot more horrified.

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

never flirting with johnny again he's looking at me like i ate his grandma .

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

hey @LIVINGBARBECUE , did you just fart .ᐣ

because you blew me away <3

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

BUT I WANT TO LETS GO CAUSE SOME PROBLEMS ‼️

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

CAN I JOIN

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

feeling Chaotic today ,, I would like to cause Problems

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

wait i'm a cop i shouldn't

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

what .ᐣ.ᐣ no . that's not at all what i'm saying . i think .

wait now i'm confused .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

You want to call me a name that reminds you of your mom?

( he’s really forcing that link, but it’s funny. )

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

it sounds cute that way .
like when people call me jakey jake .

.. okay , when my mom calls me jakey jake .

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

What about saying it twice makes it better?

[nino 💫💫 @soocleansofresh]

white leftist bf that really wants to call enby shawty a bad bitch but doesnt wanna misgender them: youre such a bad person

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

what about john john .ᐣ

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

Yeahhh John doesn’t sit right with me

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

skal. when i've taken a shit <3

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

/ baby when don’t you need to take a shit

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

skal. i need to take a shit

[𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉 𝙏𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙃 .ᐟ @LIVINGBARBECUE]

/ guys you are so funny and i love you all so much but i really need to go to the gym

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

@LIVINGBARBECUE i'm at work brain can't do multiple things at once

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

@LIVINGBARBECUE *jake

[𝔧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝔱𝐡𝐞 𝔥𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝘼𝘽𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙇 @squirtanly]

@RichardsSucks @LIVINGBARBECUE “ oh my god * and you live in hell .ᐣ.ᐣ maaan , you might be * the coolest guy i've ever met .

.. no offense , johnny . ” added , as almost an afterthought .