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imagine you have a season ending injury and they start playing Nonstop by Drake

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just got charged 16$ for a vodka soda so i made sure to shit on the floor

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today i celebrated my independence by independently orgasming #happy4th

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does anyone know how long it takes for your squirt to go back to normal after eating the crumbl cereal ? i’m still jizzing pink sugar cookie icing after 2 weeks

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who up thinkin about that time they tried to cover up their fart with a sneeze in middle school but did the fake sneeze too soon and it sounded fake so everyone turned and looked at you then you ripped ass

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my “morning routine that changed my life” video is gonna be ASMR of me dropping atomic sharts for 15 mins bc i ate dairy the night before

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discrimination should be legal towards the blonde girls from alabama who do full glam and a blowout to go to buc-ee’s

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i had a paranormal encounter at jimmy buffet’s margaritaville

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i remember overarching concepts and themes of last night

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if i put gal gadots lines from snow white into a google doc and had siri repeat them back to me, it would give a more human like and entertaining delivery

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naming my firstborn after her place of conception: Wendeigh’s Handeigh-Cap Stall

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loudly recapping my prospective on the night in hopes that the 42 year old indian man driving the uber will think i’m cool and interesting

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went to a bojangles south of ATL and my pussy ring set off the metal detector

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yall ever be sharting on the produce section at whole foods to give them natural seasoning

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i fingered myself at jimmy buffets margaritaville