Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis

Father of 11 | son to Sandy and Howard | 8 inches and thick | Southern Miss SAE ‘82

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Alright, now who pissed my pants last night? I will find you

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Squirt is back in business!

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Squirt might not have it like he used to

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Sitting by the fire with a keystone talking about how bronnys career is gonna pan out. Thought I’d let yall know. Have a good weekend. #capitalism

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Been waiting all year to break this puppy out #summerofthewhale

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Everyone go like the new LinkedIn post!!! #selfdox #hogcycle

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

#nuke my hometown bar. Get you sum queer

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

I’d like to sincerely apologize to my followers for this embarrassingly low quality content. Squirt just discovered this post he made in a moment of inebriation. I’ll be better.

Best,
Squirt

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

*starts speaking Mexican in Spanish accent

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

“No white boy, you can’t enjoy a cold lager on a Wednesday” the liberal Europeans chant in unison

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

I was unaware my ex wife moved across the pond #heifer

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Someone made a life size sculpture of my dihhh😹😹😹 #veiny

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Godfather,
Couldn’t agree more. Make it the profile pic at this point, am I right??😂😂😂
Cheers,
The Sprinkler

[Greg “The Godfather” Rump @rump_greg123]

@hitnrunhoudini Beau, I think you need to post this picture one more time. “Third time’s a charm” as they say. Well wishes.

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

I guess I’m at a gay bar??? Could really use some recommendations asap

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

The American mind couldn’t comprehend #anakin

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

*starts speaking Spanish in a Scottish accent

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

I’ve entered the land of the yellow teeth fish and chips people. Yes I have three knives on me and yes I will be discussing the revolution with everyone I meet.

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Aim small miss small #doublebang #russellwestbrook #ballgame

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

Yes, Squirt will be having himself a day. #balluptop

[Squirt “The Sprinkler” Davis @squirtdavis69]

NCAA 14 and an old fashioned? Yeah that’s gonna play for sure. #sexy #expand #5wide