..:MiCH3LL3:..

she/her | machead | cats | disney |

[..:MiCH3LL3:.. @squishinat0r]

I can’t wait to see this man again. I love him. @MacMiller 😭💓

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing

[Lil Ace🌴 @Lil_Ace9]

The cheetah munching your succulent bones after you "stood your ground"

[battered jesse pinkman funko pop @weirdstyle]

I would genuinely kill myself if a video of myself like this existed

[Haster. @Haster18_]

nonverbal phone time but our legs are touching so we're there for each other

[bab @1xeraz]

This will always be the sickest commercial ever bc why did u invite him just to k!ll him 😭

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills.

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

The chicken coop is really giving “low budget horror film” vibes tonight.

[aaventure time: finna human @ag6promo]

how do you even get to this level of pattern recognition

[..:MiCH3LL3:.. @squishinat0r]

i want this instead of a bday cake this yr

[Smuggers @SmuggedUp]

The last supper was missing this

[ً @BICONlC]

oh xtina you will always get the last laugh

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

Wanda and I are excited to partner with Green Giant for our 10th Thanksgiving. Make sure to follow along!

[Rostrum Records @RostrumRecords]

The Larry Lovestein era — smooth, jazzy, & timeless. Join us as we reminisce 🎺🎶 #macmiller

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

You just never know what people are doing with their spare time in their home 😂🤣

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

At one point in my life there was NOTHING funnier than Pierre Escargot to me.