squishychuppa

the squishiest chuppa

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Hi Pope Leo!

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Snapchat cannot be your main form of communication after 20

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Oh my gosh that guy just got pegged 😭

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No mouth covering is crazy but makes sense. But like instant red card is crazy

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Just paid my brother back the like 200 dollars that I’ve owed him for years bc he pays my Spotify

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Chicago being “home” on my phone after 20 years of Cincinnati is a crazy switch

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@thebeageljohnev I saw it!!!

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@SpecificallyChi I’ve thought this

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Just realizing after going through my receipt that the bar tender who enjoyed our company sm didn’t charge for any of my drinks 💗💗💗

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Holy shit. TAY KEITH is dead?!??

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The live band at the bar said they’d let me sing a special song that wasn’t on the list bc I asked so nicely. Plot twist I botched the song and I don’t think I can recover from that

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Watching the World Cup and the bar tender has the audacity to tell me I’m not even watching…. Boiiiii poor me my drink and bug off!

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Getting dinner with some hometown friends and not to act broke as hell but why is the restaurant options we are talking about all over 100 bucks like what happened to good ol reliable chipotle

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I wish I knew how many ppl have used my name during kiss marry kill

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Genuinely the best high of my life was from a wake n bakery cookie and I am getting flashbacks. I thought it would never end. Bf had to take me to my banquet and see all my professors when I was accidentally still high for 8 straight hrs. Never again but wow that was crazy

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I cannot believe Omegle was a thing for as long as it was. That was truly the scariest place on the internet

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I hate when I get a follow request on insta bc who are you and who sent you here how do you know me

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@LossC17687 I agree

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All kids do is make a mess

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Whenever I’m nannying while mom/ dads working from home I just wonder what my purpose is

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My Rhode order has been “glazing” for 8 days and my whole feed is everyone opening their orders and I have insane fomo like what is taking mine so long