a cop will beat and mace you and people say “thats what happens if you yell at them or flip them off :)” as if thats NORMAL. imagine if every time you screamed in a retail workers face they jumped over the counter and beat your ass, karen. cashiers have control why dont cops
Oh and if you’re wondering why I didn’t just tell him to stop...? I let shit bubble up and boil my blood before I even slightly react. It’s a negative quality of mine I know. I’m working on it
So I’ve been staying at my bf’s parents house while we’ve been waiting to move into our place. They don’t like us sleeping together under their roof so I’ve been sleeping on the couch.
Moving out with my best friend and our fur baby is going to be the best step forward I’ve ever taken. About 83% of my homicidal thoughts will vanish completely within the first night of living with two of my favorite beings on earth. Asta good by-o bitches 🖕🏻☺️
Me, bf and our puppy all cuddling together*
Bf: ew. She just farted in my face.
Grabs puppy*
Bf: Missy for 1, that’s disgusting and for 2...
Bf farts in puppies face
🤣🤣🤣
Every time I watch a video of a dog howling or barking or making happy sounds my dog will go out of her way to watch too... then she’ll do the doggy head tilt thing. She’s so curious I love it 🥰
You think guys with beards realize the reason they only drink beer out of a bottle instead of a mug or cup is because it doesn’t do that waterfall thing down the sides of their mouth? #beardprobs#struggleisreal#beards#beer