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🔞 mdni. annoying little goblin dyke bunny girl. 🏳️‍⚧️ 27, she/it. shitposting and talking to myself. cashapp is $SquishyNip if you wanna pay me to do stuff

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

“If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!”

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

my boyfriend left his root beer, so i’m giving it to the cat

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

i wanted to hurt her. i wanted to be her. i became her.

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@about4otters yippee! new jorts required

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

i need a popsicle so badly like you don’t even understand i’m actually dying of a lack of popsicle right now fr

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@TheMonarchVale the fit goes so hard! divine beauty going on here

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@TheMonarchVale i actually had my dog card revoked because apparently i was “too prey coded to be a dog” and was assigned the role of bunny 🐇

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

“stop sticking your tongue out in every picture! you look stupid”
no. tee hee

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

i’m sick. somebody fuck me back to health

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@TheMonarchVale pls no

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

can u sexualize me again so I know you still like me

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

oh no, please don’t throw me to the wolves! i’ll come back pregnant!

[lith 🦇 @lithmori]

feeling a butch melt in your mouth is really something else huh

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

so am i really butch or did i just feel awkward when presenting femme because of the way people treat trans girls when they dress femme early in their transition?

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

if i’m made in god’s image, then does that mean that god is also a schizo autist?

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

called emergency services (my bestie) because i’m rapidly bleeding out (my bf isn’t here tonight) and am in need of immediate medical attention (cuddles)

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@LokiTheMutt but i really really really really really really really like him

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

i almost died yesterday because my bf took the vibrator with him to his other gf’s place

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

all forms of joy are a sort of gooning for those whose hearts are perverted enough :3

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@Havethemusic actually please do not do that, i am mentally ill and i think mean things sometimes

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

(teasing fwb about a girl he met 4 days ago at a bar)
me: why not go fuck your new gf?
fwb: she’s not my gf! i told her i’m not looking to date.
(go to bar, girl is there)
me: *flirts with fwb, but we don’t make out*
her: this is why he’s such a great boyfriend!
fwb: BOYFRIEND?!?

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@Havethemusic i’m telling mom!

[ωɦเɱรყ💙🩷 @squishynip]

@Havethemusic quit stalking my old posts, twerp