Chwayita Ngamlana

Experimental Writer🇿🇦
Lover of Art🎨🎶📽️Novel ~ If I Stay Right Here📕
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[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@thisisSJKing This is how we do! 🌞🤗

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@trufm Can people who have auditioned in a different town/city audition again?

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@trvisXX Travis, you're always wanting a bunch of people to rage, well we did you a solid and served you all the rage in the world. Millions of people across the planet are OUTRAGED now. What you crying for? You should be happy!

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@trvisXX Kris Jenner, is that you???

[Modjaji Books @modjaji_bks]

Finally out in the world! Dreaming in Colour by Uvile Ximba. Thank you to the NIHSS, Mary Armour, Andy Thesen and all the many others who worked on and supported the birth of this brilliant debut novel.

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@modjaji_bks My surname was misspelt to a rather vast degree.

[Modjaji Books @modjaji_bks]

Proofs of Uvile Ximba's debut novel, Dreaming in Colour! The printed copies will be matt. Thank goodness for proofs. So glad that @tiffmugo and @SquishyPanther love this new title.And thanks to @iNIHSS for sponsoring the publication. #queer #cominofage #rhodesmustfall

[Miss Mabote @phozi88]

@ChuckGski @SquishyPanther I loved your chapter Chwayita... wow

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

#NewProfilePicture

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@thisisSJKing Unpopular opinion: A "Blacccent" gets you props if you're a black person in SA. As a former restaurant hostess & assistant manager in the most popular seaview restaurant in CT, I've met private-school politicians who fake a blacccent for relatability on TV...a common strategy.🤷🏽‍♀️

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@k_beezle @OLIVER_PECKer Please tell me that N on his chest stands for something else.👀

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@MbuyiseniNdlozi Why is my feed always full of nonsense people and their nonsense tweets.😒

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@CoconutKelz Your social commentary skits are so clever, creative, well-executed and funny af! Keep on keeping on! 🦋

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

You're a legend for that, Barbara! I remember you and I having a brief chat about your personal reader experience and you wanting to incorporate it at UCT - I think?...Good to know I'm not wasting my time in this "fruitless" industry. People like you serve as reminders to PUSH!😘

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

It would be an honour. Hopefully the sequel will be course-worthy too.😁🌼

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@SocietyNews @Anele @sandilecntuli @CyrilRamaphosa I don't think this is the time to be fixing grammar and word-choice. You poured water all over your point with that smarty pants condescending energy. Who gives a fk, it's attempted strangulation. But yeah, of course, you're against GBV.

[Chwayita Ngamlana @SquishyPanther]

@thelaceylondon Hey...suck my d@?k or else!

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@NickSassi @wheresmysnare1 @Ky60504588 @DanielNewman STFU now. You've made your sadistic point. Attention seeking fiend!

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@jk_rowling Please stop talking. Please.