jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi

♐
22 yo
a mess 🌱
ig: glvjade

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Youtube : Here is a 15 minutes documentary about international finance that will teach you a lot!

Me: Ew. No.

Youtube:

Youtube: ... Here is Jaemin being questionable for 35 minutes.

Me: OUH!! 😊 *takes bowl of strawberries*

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Why do they kinda..

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog Tu crois vraiment que je laisserai un gars me dire "you want me right 😏" sans lui exploser de rire a la gueule 😂

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

"You want it, right?
-what
-me
-sh!t
-it shows
-well i'm taken so ignore it
-i'll respect that for now"

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

I remember how 17 yo me used to hate aaron warner but today? Do we all develop soft spots for villains growing up?

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Dear exes who treated their girl like shit. Thank you for making us tougher, stronger and less naive, making us able to speak up and notice shit treatment from a mile away and not letting any attempt to manipulation or gaslight slide.
It's green flag or bye flag.

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Ever embarrassed yourself calling your boyfriend with your ex's name? I just called my boss with my ex boss' name.

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@Koreaboo I better not be an idol or you would see these articles three times a day

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

The Stanley Cups hype annoys me so much I asked my 16 yo little sister if her friends also collect stanley cups and she told me "what even is that".
It's not even a thing, nobody even gives a sh!t about some big@ss water bottle. I love France.

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Me: *considers buying weighted animal plushy to relax after stressful days*

My cat everytime I lay down: *lays on my stomach to get pats and then falls asleep*

Me: 🥹💕🌸🌻🩷

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog Clairement mdrr

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

Boys: girls are weak

A girl somewhere : *model walking on 2 hours of sleep, a sip of water and suffering from leg day while looking divine*

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@VityKane Absolutely

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

when you make up fake scenarios with anime characters, do you see a realistic version of them in your universe or an animated version of yourself in theirs?

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog YES! like "am i the weird one on this for not imagining myself animated?" 🤔

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog 😭😭😭 5am existential thoughts

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog It's either that or a mixed thing like he's animated and i'm real but it does'nt bother my mind apparently

[jade 🕊️ uyuventimochi @squisshie_]

@stay_hedgehog Les nageurs can relate 😭