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[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

She would not have bombed Iran.

She would not have illegally attacked Venezuela.

She would not have destroyed the economy.

She would not have pardoned criminals, drug traffickers, and traitors.

She would not have supported Putin's Russia.

She would not have slept in the Oval Office.

She would not have an affected hand.

She would not have cut the SNAP program.

She would not have used the DOJ to attack her political enemies.

She would not have given money to foreign countries.

She would not have abandoned American farmers.

She would not have prevented the release of the Epstein files.

She would not have destroyed American democracy.

She would not have trampled on the Constitution.

She would not have abandoned the fundamental rights of citizens.

She would not have deployed American soldiers against the American people.

She would not have destroyed the White House.

She would not have enriched her family through government influence.

She would not have lied about her health records.

She would not have played golf.

She wouldn't have asked people to cheat in future elections.

She wouldn't have said "Quiet piggy" to a female journalist.

She wouldn't have invited Putin to Alaska.

She wouldn't have appointed an administration of incompetents.

She wouldn't have done everything Trump did.

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@ML3democrats Good one.

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@KitMaherCNN THE BLACK LAGOON

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@realDonaldTrump @TheDailyShow YOU'RE JUST FULL OF SHIT, DONALD J. TRMP

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@ColMoeDavis Not a woman in sight.

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@Acyn How about your guy, Paxton? What a fuckup.

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@Acyn I doubt anyone wants to hang out with the dimmest
bulb in the senate.

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@Acyn Fuck off watters. You think you're clever?
You're just an asshole.

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@FoxBusiness TWO FUCKING CLOWNS

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@gothburz CROOKED AS THE DAY IS LONG

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@aprilajoyr GOLDEN CANKLES

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@TheTNHoller We can only hope you paranoid idiot.

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@MarshaBlackburn Why don't you do something for your constituents
Marsh.

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@BlueGeorgia FUCK THIS GUY

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@RpsAgainstTrump ...AND NOW CRUZ LOVES HIM.

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@Florenpatriotaq HAVE ANOTHER DRINK KA$H

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@RonFilipkowski ...AND HE'LL BOAST ABOUT IT.

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@RossKneeDeep BECAUSE HE'S PURE EVIL.

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@SpeakerJohnson HEY MIKEY, I JUST READ DONNIE ISN'T HAPPY WITH YOU. YOU MAY NEVER WORK AGAIN.

[Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent @SecScottBessent]

Had Spirit Airlines been allowed to merge with Jet Blue, it would have given them much more resiliency.

Thanks to @SenWarren, @PeteButtigieg, and all of their friends in the Biden Administration who backed their enthusiastic opposition to the Spirit-Jet Blue merger, dozens of regional airports will now lose service and thousands of jobs will now be lost.