Ian Scoogz

Proper like pasta out of Selfridges.

Probably not very Rainbow Rhythms.

#ToriesOut

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@athenakugblenu I think we'll be amazed how much efficiency can be gained by paying Tesla, SpaceX and Starlink to do stuff.

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@Lambo88 @ItsJohnRain Many newspapers have been wrong about everything for years, and yet...

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@mehdirhasan

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@agirlcalledlina Crowing about the supposed leaked medical test, which only seems to be reported on suspicious looking 'news' sites.

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@estellecostanza She'll be selected (nb not elected) President in 2028, because why the fuck won't the worst outcome happen?

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@edcmpbl Is Baronty Oblaimer behind this?

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Boris Johnson looks like a fat Savile

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@fabulucy The Peruvians (who eat Guinea Pigs) call them cuy, which I was told is pronounced 'coo-ee'. Make of that what you will.

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@SheRa_Marley WTAF. Pretty sure 2004 was not a 'different time', and even Hollyoaks had a whole "date rape is very, very bad" storyline around then.

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The extra in Game of Thrones who screamed 'cunt!' at Cersei as she was paraded naked through King's Landing.

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Which line of dialogue did an actor knock out of the park?

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@TVKev @BBC

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@agirlcalledlina @SpringChickHen I feel like it is possible that they believe it in the moment - they've been in there 3 weeks, thinking and talking about little else, so it's a weird situation. But, no, you do not love this person yet.

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@agirlcalledlina @SpringChickHen No idea, but I assumed the participants did.

In this series, one of the girls talks about being massively stressed by all the wedding planning, which feels 100% bullshit, as it seems pretty obvious that production does all of it and they just turn up...

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@agirlcalledlina @SpringChickHen Not everyone makes a match, so we only really see the ones who do (and the other people they date), unless there is some particularly impressive flame out that happens.

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@ItsJohnRain 2 Sense 2 Sensibility

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@alexandrakuri Someone in this country was the first person to do a line with a Charlie. I do wonder if they worked for the Royal Mint.

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@BeardedGenius It's a cracker.

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@SheRa_Marley "Tzatziki Blinders" has ended me.

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@BeardedGenius Which, I appreciate, may have been the joke.

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@BeardedGenius If it was a straight knock-out, it would literally be a week away.