depressive goblin nightmare grl

she/her ••• pls call me out on my shit! 🍎🍑🍐🍒🍊🥥🌹🌷🌬🌺

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@Lileks me, about to fly into boston in a week

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@eeheehs me and who????

[miller @millerlowlife89]

any time i’m looking for a quarter those nickels be big as fuckkjk

[turbomander @turbomander]

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Fuck it nipples hard at the Botanical Gardens

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[🍒 @dietcherrysmoke]

a blunt would never force trauma

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@allie__voss you need the inked up baddie or someone’s aunty, they’re always the best!

[hera @shiningdaisies]

how much kindness does it take to kill someone

[trash jones @jzux]

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@bl1sterex1sts i always do this to my coworkers lmao. I wish someone made 1/3 or half cigs… i just want a little bit as a treat…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@ALadyNamedKatie I actually really love this idea :’)

[໊ @wynavira]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[fishious @fishquichee]

Who up having enrichment time in their enclosure

[depressive goblin nightmare grl @squorl_gorl]

@weltszzn after having it in a vice grip for 7.5 hours 😭