Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞

🤱Mummy 👩‍❤️‍👨Wifey 🗺Explorer 🧘‍♀️Spiritual 👩‍🌾Gardener 🗣Linguist 🏺Mythology 👩‍⚕️Pediatric SLP 👍Lefty

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“He said if the sex was half as good as the conversations then we’d be pushing strollers”

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

#LavenderHazeMusicVideo made me burn incense, buy bath bombs, & make the background of my phone galaxy print. I’ve definitely had worse Fridays

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

If @LushLtd doesn’t jump on this opportunity to create a Lavender Haze bath bomb…😏

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

I hold weirdly passionate ideas about all types of weather and I find bright sunny winter days deeply unsettling 🤷‍♀️

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

**Rings of Power spoilers**

Just. Just. Just. Cannot get over “"I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.”

#soulleftmybody #teamsauron #inlove #signmeup 🥵🥵🥵

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Did a 3 hour deep dive on the Ainur - the Valar and Maiar on the Encyclopedia of Arda and 13 year old Sarah is SO PROUD 🥲 #LOTR #shouldjustreadthesilmarillionbutnotreadyforthat

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Dear Reader
Burn all the files, desert all your past lives And if you don't recognize yourself
That means you did it right

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

And I damn sure never would've danced with the devil 💃

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

So I told you none of it was accidental
And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me
I laid the groundwork and then saw a wide smirk
On your face, you knew the entire time
You knew that I'm a mastermind
And now you're mine 💖

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Warning: About to exclusively tweet #Midnights lyrics based solely on ✨vibes✨ circa AOL IM 2005 🧣

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

It’s #Midnights release day!🌛Anti-Hero and Vigilante Shit on repeat alllll dayyyyy 👑

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

This one time I got drunk with these two crazy girls and we came up with a business idea and it was the (among the) best. decisions. ever. 🧚‍♀️ 🍀 ✨ #drunkagain #luckygirl

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

#LoreOlympusFastPass got me like

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Yesterday I was asked to trade a smoky quartz for tater tots. I enthusiastically said yes. What is my life right now?

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

You know, people have some snarky things to say about Taylor Swift’s Reputation album. But Here I am listening to “look what you made me do” and I imagine if I tried an angry artist reinvention I’ve been met with the same critique. Pics of my outfit fabric for reference 🤷‍♀️

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

6 months Post Covid and peanut butter still tastes like bitter/burnt paste 🤢

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

refreshes twitter
refreshes Instagram
refreshes google search
joins Apple news
reactivates Facebook
*cries in 1989* 🤡 🤡🤡

#TaylorSwift #1989TaylorsVersion

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

All I’m saying is if @used_bandaid releases a LO Tarot deck I’m buying it sooooooo fast. Spare no expense 😍😍😍 #loreolympus

[Sarah Forbes🪴💖🌞 @Srah4bs]

Hear me out. Hallmark Christmas Movie. Make it a Musical. Call it The Greatest Snowman ☃️ 🎶 @hallmarkchannel