Sagar Rashyani

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

I miss Mumbai :(

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Why is Dubai Mall even a Mall? Why don't they declare it a nation

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

If killing mosquitoes were a sport, I would be the World champion every year.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Congratulations!! Man fucked the bhakts twice within a week 👏

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

I was nominated for best comedy at the International Emmy Awards, for jokes. Call My Agent, a beautiful show I love won. But I got this medal, and ate this fantastic salad. It was an honour to represent my country. Thanks so much to the @iemmys

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Someone please file a petition to officially rename Dussehra as Jalebi Fafda day.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Did the first ever Interfaith Fun Run to raise money for @faithbelieforum #IFR21

[The Faith & Belief Forum @faithbelieforum]

Today is London's first ever Interfaith Fun Run! The day has officially begun at StoneX Stadium in London but our first fun runners completed their 1k course from 6000 miles away this morning!

Here is Dilshad and her friends from Hyderabad, India! #InterfaithFunRun #IFR21

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

How tf do kids break everything. They barely have any strength.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

This picture makes me soooo happy 🥺❤

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Today, football won.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

I have now watched shit tons of 'How hard puberty hit you' videos that now I feel my puberty is actually reversing.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

@Aastha92197237 @langaracollege @VFSGlobal @Canada @CitImmCanada Have a lil shame @langaracollege. We started our admission formalities
last year thinking we will get seat. Now after a year you ask us to take a deferment. If you do not have the capacity, then why to give LOA's to students. This is sad and heartbreaking.
#saynotodeferment

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

How can @langaracollege be so insensitive and casual about asking students to take a defer. 100's of students waiting for @VFSGlobal to resume services. If you do not have the capacity to give seats to students, then why would give LOA just like a lottery.
#sayNotoDeferrment

[Aastha @Aastha92197237]

@langaracollege Please understand the COVID situation in our country and extend the date to register for courses. We don't want to defer. @VFSGlobal in India is working very hard so that we reach on time for fall 2021 intake please understand our concern @Canada @CitImmCanada

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

The second worst thing to experience after the virus is a Hindi commentary on an International Footbal match. Please stop.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Adult life is basically figuring out how did the headache start.

[Preeti @MomoNchutney]

being rich would fix literally 90% of my problems

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Being called funny - best compliment ever

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

@tans133525 And then Mr. Yogi will change the name of fungus as well.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Yellow fungus?? Whatttttt? BC

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Comics are governing the country better than the government itself.

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

So who's gonna tell all these motivational speakers that they are promoting toxic culture?

[Sagar Rashyani @srashyani]

Can't express in words as how to feel right now. The number of people crying for help on social media is so heartbreaking. I hope the nation soon realizes who tf they elected.