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Glitter in my veins and vodka in my cup. I'm heartless and sarcastic. You'll love it.

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But like....Rush PIKE?

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When your roomie and you are groupies for the same fraternity and send each other your rush tits.... That's a bond that can't be broken

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@FSReincarnate YEP

[Narcissa @SlytherinBitchy]

All I am saying is I want the first female president to be prettier. And with less weird pantsuits

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Turned down a request to hang out with an SAE bae tonight if that gives you some insight into how busy I am 😓

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Having your booty call setup for when you're both done at you're respective parties 💁

[sassypants @Sassycharming]

I text in the shower. 💁

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@MODadBodAnon bc that's cold

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Forever wishing I had an adderall prescription so I could not only save money but make money

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Can I take antibiotics to get rid of THE FEELS?!

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@MODadBodAnon thanks now this is stuck in my head

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GOALS AS FUCK 👅

[Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove]

"You're taking me to formal." #TSM

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It's 2015 why are you still wearing Toms

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The irony of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night" playing as I wait for my mandatory alcohol diversion course

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Me sexting:

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**reads TFM instead of socializing during Chapter Dinner**

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I honestly don't save your number in my phone for days after I get it 💁

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**Tells 2 guys in 2 separate fraternities I'll be at their parties**

**goes to neither**

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Lol at boys from my hometown