Sratty in the SEC

Loves America, Bourbon, and Lilly Pulitzer

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I don’t care how bored you are. Do not text your ex.

[Shop Local Kentucky @ShopLocalKy]

After all of this is over, can we just continue ‘Afternoons with Andy?’ Virginia and Kenneth too?

[jawnjinder @paneerpaaji]

it’s a global pandemic, at least put harry potter on netflix

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but maybe I’ll have five glasses of wine

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

ok but can someone fix his hair? #BachelorFinale

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

Colton: “I’m experienced in other ways.” #TheBachelor

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

45 min left..one hometown left. 🤔 waiting for some drama to happen #bachelor2019 #thebachelor

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

Caelynn: I love him
Caelynn’s Dad: It sounds like you’re just friends...

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

my marg looks like salsa...#NationalMargaritaDay

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

https://t.co/bAD5ewtWeN

[Skye Townsend @SkyeTownsend]

Me: I dunno why y'all care so much about these celebrities' lives. They're just people.

"Beyoncé is having twins!!!"

Also me:

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

I'm a ggbig and I can not lie! 💕💕💕

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

A coworker just told me, "okay I'm wearing heels that I can't walk in, but I'm wearing them for fun." this right here speaks to me so much.

[Russell Moore @drmoore]

2016 could've been a Ron Swanson vs. Leslie Knope election. Instead it's Tammy 1 vs. Tammy 2. @parksandrecnbc

[Sratty in the SEC @srattyinthe_SEC]

Derby day!! 🐎🐎🐎

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

God is good.

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

It's March.

Sorry, Louisville fans. :-(