As we celebrate LGBT Pride Month and recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our great Nation, let us also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in dozens of countries worldwide that punish, imprison, or even execute individuals....
3. Tadaa! You now have a Russian name.
DISCLAIMER: This is for meme uses only. Please don't legally change your name to Russian just to live a new life in Russia in order to hide from the CIA, FBI, and NASA.
2. Play with the spelling to make it sound Slavic. Remove the suffixes. Change the b to v. Change ei to y. Change ie to ii. Change ph to f. Whatever. (Konstantinos -> Konstantin, Basileos -> Vasily, Gregorios -> Gregor, Philaretos -> Filaret, Romanos -> Roman, Gabriel -> Gavriil)