Stephanie Girgis

Dancing through life with Jesus taking the lead

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry tells his friends that they have something Voldemort doesn’t have: something worth fighting for.

But I believe what he meant to say was noses. They have noses and Voldemort doesn’t.

[🦋Lænį Røšę  @parilani]

[having to cough out in public]

EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Contactless delivery is just the adult version of ding-dong ditch

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

iPhones require face ID and my mom still finds ways to butt-dial me 🤦‍♀️

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Being given a mask at a store is the Covid equivalent of being given a lei at a store in Hawaii

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I cancel the assignment of Halloween costumes and spooky szn.

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

“i believe churches are meant for praising God. but so are 2am car rides, showers, coffee shops, the gym, conversations with friends, strangers etc. don’t let a building confine your faith because we will never change the world by just going to church, we need to be the church.”

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

I wanna be more like Jesus in every way but eating fish for breakfast is where I draw the line

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Want to make Indiana sound more interesting and make yourself sound more intellectual? Try saying “In Indiana we have ~maize~”

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Girl: *playing Animal Jam*
Me: is that like Webkinz?
Girl: what’s that?
Me: ....
Me: never mind

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

DC Talk cruise bout to be 🔥🔥🔥

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

One of the kids at work: Can I be a swashbuckler when I grow up?

That’s a mood.

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

@Mikki_Blakley I LOVE this! Thank you for sharing! 💖

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Trying to impress me? Know my Ice Barn order.

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

@trinityschumann I feel this. But like....all the time

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

@trinityschumann That’s what we call a quarter-life crisis

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Did I miss something? Do people just wake up one day and understand taxes????

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

you’re either excited about this, or you’re lying to yourself and saying you’re not.

[Stephanie Girgis @srchasteen]

Before I found out the Jo Bros were getting back together, I was listening to them and thinking about all the money I’d be willing to spend if they held a reunion concert. Now that they’re back together I’m proud to say I haven’t changed my mind.

[taylor starnes @taylorastell]

Becoming part of a small group was easily one of the best decisions, what a blessing