negative nancy

I have no mouth and I must scream

[R @chiraqiia]

i wana do the £99 mystery holiday but i know my luck they’ll send me to poland

[ali @aliballondor]

when you see the exam paper and start remembering the time you spent on twitter instead of studying

[beth @bethkweeday]

I’ve always hated David Walliams purely based on the fact his surname pissed me off

[Seyyid Amir Tabatabaie @Iranian_maliki]

Basically she is a descendant of peasants that never left their village and only married cousins.

[Ghaddi @ot7ghaddi]

uni will have u looking in the mirror like this wondering if you have a learning disability

[staeee⭒ @ilovecoffiiii]

solo trips are performative ain't nobody enjoying aloneeeee

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

the microwave is a fabulous invention

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

Maaaan az rasht oomadam bi boro bargasht oomdam

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

I hate my family for letting me sit through this scene as a child

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

God she was way too good for those losers fuck susannah and laurel ure gonna get cancer in 7 days.

[⋆˚࿔ @nutshellpumpkin]

my baby always had the cutest dresses in her closet

[⭐ @lolatungbot]

the most beautiful girl in the whole world

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

Olivia is a Pisces. Therefore she’s obsessed with her misery

[julia @swampful]

how it feels to have a birthday

[clintoris @clintoris]

Drinking iced coffee and wearing a scarf

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

@ancientcutey agree, it’s the one thing that puts me off Persian men, if they tap into their valley girl accent 😭😭 be a man. In my day we would call those guys k_s kesh ngl

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

@ancientcutey did u know he’s like 6’3 I’d be scared to see him irl

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

Turks trynna include themselves in the language debate between Arabs and Persians

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

@ancientcutey Besides that’s our version of agyeo. Not everybody speaks like this, it’s usually women that keep it up to old age and men stop using this tone once they hit 38. Would u agree ?

[negative nancy @srchingforanarc]

But whyyyyyy?😫😫😫😩😩😩😩

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

if u still chewing on your burger & start putting fries in yo mouth u need to relax